I've decided. Its do it ; or die trying.

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xxcoolstorybroxx:

I have no idea why I keep laughing at this.

what is this why am i laughing so hard omfg

OMGSH YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH

This is amazing

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flarins:

what the hell

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epicnothingness:

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flyingsoloh:

lalaenchantment:

dabutterflykween:

I bless you my child…in the name of the Claw…I release you from your whining ways…sleep child…sleep!!! 

lmao

Omg!! ROTFL!!

ahahahahah weakk to my knees ahaha

Omg the comment hahahahhaah 

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HE'S AMAZING.  

• Me: God, can I ask You a question?
• God: Sure
• Me: Promise You won't get mad
• God: I promise
• Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
• God: What do u mean?
• Me: Well, I woke up late
• God: Yes
• Me: My car took forever to start
• God: Okay
• Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
• God: Huummm
• Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
• God: All right
• Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
• God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
• Me (humbled): OH
• GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
• Me: (ashamed)
• God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
• Me (embarrassed): Okay
• God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
• Me (softly): I see God
• God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
• Me: I'm Sorry God
• God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
• Me: I will trust You.
• God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
• Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
• God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
•  REBLOG if you Believe in HIM.

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maskedcrusader:

toocooltobehipster:

omfg

OMFG. THIS IS THE BEST THING OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY GIGGLES

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YHERE ATE ACTUAL TEARS STRWAMING DOWB MY FACE

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIOHMTYGOD MY STOMACH HYRTS FROMS L;AUGHING DSO HARD

as someone who has done the cinnamon challenge several times I can agree that this is the most accurate portrayal of the cinnamon challenge

Dear lord god bless the Internet!

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reynreyngoaway:

I couldn’t stop laughing. Oh. My. God.

condensedgingerness:

LOL wtf is this? It kills me

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